“No, I get that you spoke to ‘me’ yesterday. But that wasn’t actually me. You’re going to have to come back tomorrow.”
“I know you’re saying we spoke, but we didn’t actually speak. I’m not even supposed to be talking to anyone right now, especially her neighbor.”
“I get that you’re mad, but I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Listen, I’ve only got like two hours left on this rental. I’ll write her a note or something to come talk to you after.”
“If I show you my tits, will you go away?”
“Alright, you know what? Get a good feel. You seem a little stressed out. Yeah, give ‘em a nice squeeeee—!”
“All done? Okay, just please don’t ever bring this up to me. You know what? Don’t ever even look at me again. I don’t want this girl getting my account banned cause you snitched.”
