Club Physics

“Oh my god, my butt looks humongous”

“Duh baby, my device can’t shrink or grow your mass it only changes it. All that hunky man has to go somewhere, that’s why you’re so tall.”

“And that’s why you’re so beautiful”

The couple stared passionately into the other’s eyes, you could smell the smoke from the sparks in the air. They couldn’t help but kiss passionately right there in the middle of the club’s restroom.

A girl walked in and scooted around them into a stall with a look of distaste. Neither cared to notice. Too entranced in the depths of their lips.

The shorter of the two pulled away first, “Let’s go dance, I want to dance with you again” she let her husband know excitedly.

“Fine, but no guys this time!”