“What do these babies even get out of being at a theme park? I think she just wants me to exercise without paying the fee,” Angel mused to himself aloud as he pushed the double stroller along. The twins weren’t even old enough to talk yet, so all he really had to worry about was … Read more
“Left, left, ok you’ve got this,” Craig thought to himself. He had a lot of money riding on Gutierrez to win by knockout. If he won this bet, maybe he would actually have enough money to come to these fights in person instead of astral projecting in. Gutierrez ate a mean hook to the stomach … Read more
Andy looked at his phone in confusion; he’d never been to New York before and was expected to get around by subway. “What a headache,” he thought. “It says to take the blue A, is that on the other side?” Andy mused to himself in his now angel-like voice. “But this one’s orange.” Andy has … Read more
“Um, okay,” I shrugged my shoulders. I wasn’t exactly on the hunt for a prom date, but he was asking so earnestly. Since transforming into one of the hottest girls in school, it seems like everyone’s keen to chat me up. My sister warned me about this, but honestly, everyone’s been super nice, and it’s … Read more
Trevor looked at his phone, it had been ringing non-stop since this morning. He did feel a little guilty, but now he was past airport security with a one-way ticket in hand. He just couldn’t give up this body; Trevor had gotten so used to being a bubbly cutie. The bartender in front of him … Read more
“This girl hired me to lose weight, how do I tell her?” I texted from my phone to the group chat. I usually kept my own phone when I went on a client’s workout; they preferred it that way anyway. It only took 10 seconds to get a ding back from one of my horny … Read more
“Laugh at their jokes,” Malcolm whispered in my ear threateningly, squeezing my waist for emphasis. I giggled and he relaxed his grip. He began telling his own story of some business conquest he made in Taiwan through brilliant negotiation skills. I knew how he REALLY got these things, and it sure wasn’t his cunning charm. … Read more
“I’m just wearing shorts and sandals; why’d that old lady tell me to dress up? You’re literally wearing the same thing!” “Shorts and sandals, huh?” Kyle responded. He had to suppress a smirk as his clueless friend looked over his own outfit. Kyle tried not to let on what was going on. Mitch kept walking … Read more
“Oh my God, what are you doing to my body!” Teresa shrieked in my voice. I had forgotten how high my old voice could go,not that I was hitting Mariah Carey notes before. Teresa sure loved to make my body sound squeaky. “Hey, hey, hey, for this experiment to work, the therapist said that we … Read more
