Keynote Attendees

“I’m gonna need at least two more of these before we take off. You think they have anything stronger?” I groaned, turning to the man who was supposed to be my husband, or something like that. He was busy adjusting his tie in the mirror. “How about focusing on the mission instead of pregaming like … Read more

Concert Chaperone

“Hold on, give me a sec. Just gotta…” I pulled up my crop top for the 70th time. “Ugh, it’s always too high or too low; that’s the point!” Melissa stomped her foot. “Come on, come on, come on!” “Don’t rush me, dork,” I stood back up, stomping my foot back into the too-big boot. … Read more

Targeted

Gerald stared intently at the mirror, his gaze unwavering, fixated on his own reflection. “This should’ve been me,” he murmured, seemingly no care to his body, his eyes locked on his own, not swaying in the slightest. “In a perfect world, this was always me.” He traced his reflection with a glittered nail, completely captivated. … Read more

Theme Park Skin

“What do these babies even get out of being at a theme park? I think she just wants me to exercise without paying the fee,” Angel mused to himself aloud as he pushed the double stroller along. The twins weren’t even old enough to talk yet, so all he really had to worry about was … Read more

Parlay

“Left, left, ok you’ve got this,” Craig thought to himself. He had a lot of money riding on Gutierrez to win by knockout. If he won this bet, maybe he would actually have enough money to come to these fights in person instead of astral projecting in. Gutierrez ate a mean hook to the stomach … Read more

TruHeight

Each boy had a TruHeight pill in their hand and a big goofy smile on their faces. They all had the jingle stuck in their heads from when they were little, “Take a TruHeight, reach what you were meant to reach!” A pill that could help you reach the height you were meant to if … Read more

Subway Model

Andy looked at his phone in confusion; he’d never been to New York before and was expected to get around by subway. “What a headache,” he thought. “It says to take the blue A, is that on the other side?” Andy mused to himself in his now angel-like voice. “But this one’s orange.” Andy has … Read more

Prom Talk

“Um, okay,” I shrugged my shoulders. I wasn’t exactly on the hunt for a prom date, but he was asking so earnestly. Since transforming into one of the hottest girls in school, it seems like everyone’s keen to chat me up. My sister warned me about this, but honestly, everyone’s been super nice, and it’s … Read more

Passport Cutie

Trevor looked at his phone, it had been ringing non-stop since this morning. He did feel a little guilty, but now he was past airport security with a one-way ticket in hand. He just couldn’t give up this body; Trevor had gotten so used to being a bubbly cutie. The bartender in front of him … Read more

Workout Discount

“This girl hired me to lose weight, how do I tell her?” I texted from my phone to the group chat. I usually kept my own phone when I went on a client’s workout; they preferred it that way anyway. It only took 10 seconds to get a ding back from one of my horny … Read more